Where The Hell Is My Bike!@#!

I’ve mentioned a few times that bicycle theft is quite a problem in the Netherlands, certainly in Amsterdam. The Dutch c.q. Amsterdammers (young and old) have grown accustomed to this pesky ‘little’ problem that has steadily planted itself in the Dutch cyclists’ conscience & social fabric over the last, say, 50 years:
 

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Just an Amsterdam native who won't take his city and its cycling extravaganza for granted anymore, thinking these posts might be clues to others, inspiration perhaps, if you will...

This is my wheel lock as of 1 hour ago :-p

This is my wheel lock as of 1 hour ago :-p

I’ve mentioned a few times that bicycle theft is quite a problem in the Netherlands, certainly in Amsterdam. The Dutch c.q. Amsterdammers (young and old) have grown accustomed to this pesky ‘little’ problem that has steadily planted itself in the Dutch cyclists’ conscience & social fabric over the last, say, 50 years:

 

  • Using beater bikes for their daily rides to work, the shops etc, but with heavy duty locks, usually worth ten to twenty times the bike itself, if not more. Not that they drool over their crappy bikes, but because for exactly that first point: they NEED it. Every day. Such a spoiler otherwise.
  • Many tourists drool over our bicycle parking lots / garages and other facilities. See above why we feel we need them…and consider that we have to maximize on the space in a very dense city/country, where on average 1 person owns about 1.5 bikes (estimates in NL vary between 18 and 20 million bikes for 16.5 million people. In Amsterdam it’s 2.5 bikes per inhabitant).

  • There are still too many junkies roaming the streets with theft on their minds to sell 2 wheelers to students and others to get their fix. That, and there are actually bicycle thief gangs in vans driving around in neighborhoods during the day, doing hit-and-runs on bicycles that are not locked up to something solid. You get the idea.

On June 4 this year, the government started a new awareness and prevention campaign, urging people to register their bike through a new kind of state-of-the-art tagging service, aiming for a reduction in bicycle thefts by 100.000 by 2010, now hovering at 750.000 a year, and urging people to improve on locking up their bikes.

But…wait for it…for this campaign to sort any effects, people need to report theft of their bicycle to the police. Sounds reasonable? Let me tell you it’s far from it, it’s a joke.

Many, many Amsterdammers don’t feel it’s going to help in this town. I’m one of them. First, the police here are quite a bunch of pencil heads (ask me and I’ll tell you, long story and not just my experience). Second, expecting any progress on getting your bike back is like watching The Big Lebowski, that scene where he retrieves his car at the police impound lot and asks: “Any news on my briefcase and stuff that got stolen from my trunk.” “….Oh, yeah…(chuckle)…let me get back on that, I’ll ask the investigative team who are working around the clock on that case.” (Not word for word, but close enough). They love writing their petty “We Have To Reach Our Monthly Quota”-tickets, but no cop of this generation will see bicycle theft as a real priority.

It’s a hard thing to promote. It’s like a virtuous circle: people need to register their bikes in droves, but they historically won’t. And the police depend heavily on that to make any progress whatsoever.

My chain lock

My chain lock

Nevertheless, that new campaign kicked off with a real(!)/former bike thief touring the Netherlands, showing people how their bikes get nicked (this person is referred to by the Cyclists Union spokeswoman as: “He has no criminal record, but has deeply familiarized himself with the subject”…ROFL) ads on TV, an official informative but clunky website where you can initiate your ‘Bicycle Passport’ and posters plastered around town:

 

Where is my bicycle?

My bike’s nicked!

I’ve found my bicycle!

What is your town/city/government doing about bicycle theft and in what way do you have to make an extra effort to prevent your bike from being stolen?

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19 Comments

  1. Lynn added these cyclelicious words on September 16, 2008 | Permalink

    Wow, for a minute I thought I was about to read that your new bike was stolen!
    Bicycle theft in my little hometown (population 50,000-ish) has been on the rise throughout the summer, according to the police reports. I believe the gas prices are the reason, as students can no longer afford to fill their tanks. I’ve also heard that we have bike thieves driving around in trucks at night, probably selling the bikes in nearby Philadelphia. For this reason we always lock our garage door. We also nixed our idea of painting a bicycle lane down our driveway, as this would simply lead thieves straight to the prize.

  2. Dave added these cyclelicious words on September 16, 2008 | Permalink

    Well, apparently Portland, Oregon (where I’m living) is 5th out of the top 10 cities for bicycle theft in the US.

    Since the bicycle traffic in Portland (which has been and still is pretty rapidly increasing) is largely made up of touring, racing and mountain bikes, there are a lot of bikes with quick-release wheels, saddles, etc, which often people don’t think about, and those components get stolen even though the frame is locked up, because all the thief has to do is flip a lever and take them off, they don’t even need any tools.

    The rider then comes back to find their front wheel or their seat gone, and no way to report it or recover it.

    That’s not as big of a problem with utility bikes, as they usually have bolt-on wheels, seats, etc, but still something to think about.

    I think the biggest problem for me in Portland right now is finding good places to lock my bike. There isn’t a lot of bike parking infrastructure, so often we end up locking bikes to trees or street signs or things like that - and I think having more available secure parking for bikes would make a big difference, both by having better options for securing the bike, having parking in well-traveled areas (instead of having to lock your bike to a tree on a side street), and having a lot of bikes together. This is starting to happen here and there around the city, but it will be a long time before it’s well-established.

    There are also some bike-community forums and such locally that you can report stolen bikes on, which hopefully people watch and then look out for bikes they see posted there. Other than that, report to the police and hope it turns up somewhere. I’m not sure what the recovery-rate of stolen bicycles here is, but I would guess it’s fairly low.

  3. Amsterdamize added these cyclelicious words on September 16, 2008 | Permalink

    Hi Lynn, hahaha, sorry to have spooked you, I realized the title could be misleading, with so many caring Amsterdamize friends, but I took my shot :).

    I’m sorry to hear that bicycle theft is becoming such an issue in Havertown as well. Isn’t it ironic: many people now dust off their bikes to save on gas, be more eco-friendly, more fit, a mix of that or just enjoy it. All good, as long as people ride when they can. Just too bad there’s always that nasty cause & effect thingy getting in the way.
    I hope it won’t become rampant. I so want you to be able to install that bike lane in the street. Smart thinking for now not to.

  4. FlyingRhino added these cyclelicious words on September 16, 2008 | Permalink

    Bike theft, another good thing the Germans introduced Europe to in the 1940’s, after Volkswagen and the Autobahn. And the Polish and Romanians are perfecting the art nowadays.

    Anyway, I’m still waiting for the police to find my stolen bike of 5 years ago. But no, they prefer to write out speed tickets to car drivers that drive 3 kilometers per hour too fast, even when there’s entirely no potential dangerous situation ahead of them. And if they’re not busy with that, they ‘arrest’ some bums for begging, which actually is some kind of charity as the police gives those bums some food and water with a roof above their head. Not to mention the fact that our prisons nearly are 3 star hotels already…

    And by the way, the city government is telling us that we need to register our bikes out of safety, but I’m pretty convinced that it’s just another way for the city government to raise more money to waste on that terribly redundant North-South metro line. Because I give Sarah Palin more chance of becoming pro-choice instead of pro-life within the next 48 hours than that registering your bike will be free of costs.

    I’m living in Amsterdam, so I don’t really have much to add to the Amsterdam bike theft preventing policy. And actually, I’m not doing much special to prevent my bike from being stolen. I just lock it to a good place. As far as I’m actually cycling anymore, as I always had the bad luck of getting flat tires when I was half way to my destination.

  5. Amsterdamize added these cyclelicious words on September 16, 2008 | Permalink

    Thanks for highlighting Portland, Dave. I know exactly what you mean. There are many reasons why people here ride the utility bikes and not so much the mountain/road bikes, but the one you’re stating is one of them, for sure. That’s why you see people who do having to take off the saddle or front wheel when they park it. Eventually they just give up…or get a real mountain bike beater, which sort of defeats what’s left of its purpose in an urban area.

    Yes, bicycle-friendly policies need to be constructed around many measures, parking infrastructure is an important one. Convenience and practicality is key to reach that ‘diamond’ status…kidding, I don’t care for that. When people need it more and more, certainly in Portland, the city should facilitate it. If it meanwhile means that people have to organize themselves to make a case for that, for instance based on bike theft, it must feel saddening, but it’s good, it all starts there when policies are not implemented fast enough. Just one more stick to beat them with in a polite and organized fashion. It’s what the Dutch people did in the early 70’s (the Cyclists Union came from that, now a big political voice). See where it got us.

  6. Tiago added these cyclelicious words on September 16, 2008 | Permalink

    Me to ! Fuck !!
    Is beauty Sparta stolen ?!!?… Gosh…
    I never got my bike stolen, just te front wheel, and it was a shit !

  7. Amsterdamize added these cyclelicious words on September 16, 2008 | Permalink

    @FlyingRhyno: hahahaha, I can relate to many of your sentiments :), thinking; “Well, at least my house is not dropping 30 cm in one take…” :). It’s not so much that the Noord-Zuid Lijn isn’t needed, and I think it is, it’s ‘just’ the utter mismanagement and passing the buck of failure to the next git (read: wethouder). My only fear really is that you, as a Dutchie, will refrain from biking because of this bad tire spell. Well, either this (vertrutte) city council starts banning glass bottles or it’s sensible enough to ramp up more street cleaning. I wouldn’t hold my breath. Meanwhile, try to break that spell on your own, keep riding! Cheers. (And try to lighten a bit, it’s no use, just vote them out the next time around :-p)

    @Tiago: specially for you I replaced the top picture with proof it’s not stolen, buddy.

    Only your front wheel? I wish I could say the same. I think I lost count after 40 or something. No really, at least 40 in 15 years.

  8. Karl OnSea added these cyclelicious words on September 17, 2008 | Permalink

    I so sympathise with this. Only ever had one bike stolen (it was my dad’s pride & joy), though I have been arrested for bike theft - TRUMPED-UP CHARGES & a case of mistaken identity, I hasten to add!

    Since then, I’ve got a lot smarter on how I lock my bike, but I get frustrated when I see what a bad job others do . . . as a result, my next project to get finished (actually, started would be good) is http://www.LockYourBike.co.uk Like I said, a bit of a work in progress . . .

  9. Amsterdamize added these cyclelicious words on September 17, 2008 | Permalink

    You live an interesting life, Karl :-p

    Good job with Lock Your Bike, things like this always seem obvious or redundant, but indeed, you’d be surprised how naive people are.

  10. Les added these cyclelicious words on September 17, 2008 | Permalink

    I saw your bike Marc —- knew it would not get stolen — kidding - :-)

    I am happy that this is just “reportage”.

    ~ L

  11. Amsterdamize added these cyclelicious words on September 17, 2008 | Permalink

    Don’t jinx it! :-p

    More (beautiful, if I may say so myself) photo reportages coming this week…

    Eager to read more about your trip, Les & Helen!

  12. FlyingRhino added these cyclelicious words on September 18, 2008 | Permalink

    @ Amsterdamize; That’s the problem, I can vote them out at the next elections, but the alternatives aren’t better anyway. I kind of lost my faith in politics quite a while ago already, and yet I’m only half way my twenties. I’m still wondering where it all went wrong… ;)

    You’re true that all of the mismanagement isn’t helping at all to boost up the image of the Noord-Zuidlijn, but I already was against this line before they started building it. The only people for which it is really useful, is for businessmen that need to be at the Zuidas, but they live or spend the night in a hotel in Amsterdam-North. They can be at the Zuidas about 15 minutes quicker for not having to take the bus in North to Central Station to board over at metro 51, while most businessmen already got all the necessary tools to work out of the office anyway (laptop, blackberry, etcetera).

    It’s good that the city government wants to have the best facilities as possible for the Zuidas, but the Zuidas already has difficulties to get it’s built office buildings full. A lot of those buildings are half empty, and unless the city government forbids companies to settle anywhere else in Amsterdam, I think it will have to take a long time to get good office building capacity rates. Otherwise, there just aren’t enough companies (wealthy enough) that can afford to rent at the Zuidas.

  13. Anneke added these cyclelicious words on September 18, 2008 | Permalink

    Isn´t it so that you can get a new bike from the policestation from one of the abandoned bikes they have stashed away there? My dad’s bike was stolen, and because he went to the police he got an invitation to come and get a new one, when the pile of rounded up orphanbikes got too big. In our city those invitations are sent out every two months, we were told. Of course, I don’t know how this works in Amsterdam, but I suppose, being a far bigger city, they number of orphan bikes is quite a bit higher.

  14. Amsterdamize added these cyclelicious words on September 19, 2008 | Permalink

    @FlyingRhino: I know, all true. I meant most of it in sort of a ironic way. Actually, I read an article in the Parool today about exactly that, how the Zuidas is hurting, and will be hurting much more from the credit crisis (let’s call a spade a spade: the worldwide depression). We’ll see what happens, evolution of mankind, adaption, change of course, etc. I know what I have to do, in contrast to ‘our leader’ I do have a profound interest in what happens around the world and I don’t rely on bloody press releases…and you can take that as an understatement :-p

  15. Amsterdamize added these cyclelicious words on September 19, 2008 | Permalink

    @Anneke: yeah, true, you can. There’s always a way, this is one of them. Good for me I don’t have to.

    I posted a bit about this during the summer, and Son of Shaft had a similar thing to say about it.

  16. Marc Beek added these cyclelicious words on September 19, 2008 | Permalink

    Looking at your bike and chain, wich is a good one and connected to a fench the right way (through frame and front wheel, your only mistake is you have bought a verry populair retro bike. Yhis means you have to connect it with your chain everywhere. The beater bikes used for daily rides you talk about sometimes do have two or three good locks as you have, but are parked conmnected to nothing. Those bike you steal not only for the bike, but more for the value of the hardend steel chains (wich sell verry well on the market after you fitted a new lock).
    Fietsendieven rule the world!

  17. Amsterdamize added these cyclelicious words on September 19, 2008 | Permalink

    hi Marc, and welcome to Amsterdamize.

    Yes, my bike is retro and popular, but I don’t mind taking some time to chain up to anything. The comfort of the bike makes up for all ‘that trouble’. I do have a beater (nr 48 or something), obviously, and I have a pretty good idea of when to use it. Thanks for your concern, really, they are good points, but I’m not worried about my instincts. Besides that, my bike is 100% insured, guaranteed money back. :-p

    Let’s see empirically how long this bike lasts me, I suggest you subscribe! haha

    PS, would you like to register to Amsterdamize and post here about your expertise and experience? My readers and I would greatly appreciate that, I’m sure that would give us great food for thought. Let me know.

    Cheers, Marc (yes, me too)

  18. Phillip added these cyclelicious words on September 19, 2008 | Permalink

    There is a special place in hell for bike thieves.

    http://nicomachus.net/2008/08/a-special-place-in-hell-for-bike-thieves/

  19. Amsterdamize added these cyclelicious words on September 19, 2008 | Permalink

    Thanks, Phillip, a must read!

    *Disclosure: I reject the entire ‘concept’ of heaven and hell, but always appreciate a good metaphor*

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